Update on the Band
Some of our new songs have great meaning, but it's not exactly clear what that meaning is, even to us. Since we're driving towards a slightly calmer setting for our music, we promise we won't abandon our deep buried roots in the goblet of rock. Look for a link of our music when we get around to it. So yes, I expect your life to revolve around this update and for you to check every 25 seconds, with the hope that your life will be better once you've heard a sample of our new hybird/funk/disco/techno/rock/No Doubt/country/hip hop/emo/barber shop/symphony/classical/jazz/death metal/pillow talk/R&B. And that's all in the first five seconds. Then it's just 3:45 seconds of silence.
If you need a band to come and play for a party or any other event, please notify us within given time and we will be happy to oblige to your request.

Oh, the places you'll go.
Oh, the places you'll go, the people you'll see, like seeing Slipknot on May the 15th. That's right, beotch, Slipknot is coming to Omaha. So all you black people who say "Omg, that's so gay. You should listen to these phat beats." (followed by Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, etc.), should fall into the full, intense, loving embrace that is Corey Taylor.